End of a Ridiculous Endeavor
I am finally publishing the last of my NSFW erotic comedy series – it’s done! I can now check off “self-published dime store smut” from my life bucket list. Honestly speaking, that’s basically the only thing I’m proud of with this series. It’s not the best series – not even my best writing, it’s cringeworthy…
Second Book Out Now!
Alright! Two down, one to go! When I wrote this silly smut trilogy I wasn’t expecting to do anything with it, honestly – but then I thought what the heck, let’s just check this off the bucket list. There is a full on sea of smut online, half of which is likely crap, and if…
Symptoms & Side Effects
may include: – Dizziness – Mild to severe irritation – Occasional heart pain – Elevated blood pressure – Erections (if over 4 hours seek medical attention – if over 2 hours well done) – Sleeplessness – Rash or impulsive behavior – Increased sensitivity – Loss or increase of appetite – Emotional outbursts – Dry mouth…
Gamer Love
“Hey hon?” “Yes love?” “This guy just privately messaged me and he’s offering me free armor?” “Wait, really?” “Yes. Has he messaged you?” “Nope. I’m playing a male character. He must think you’re actually a girl.” “Wait – so he’s hitting on me??” “That’s not necessarily so. He may just think you’re a crap player…
Punch Drunk Love
Down goes the shot and one and two Down goes the floodgate and out and up Go the words I never say to you: ″$!@# THIS!” “WHY would you do that?!” “That’s stupid!” “Ugh, so ugly…why…” “You should really ___” Sip goes the bottle the first the second Sip goes the glass the red the…
Tank-Headed
[possibly inspired by real events] “You need to dodge.” “I’ll be fine, it’s nearly dead.” “So are you. Dodge.” “No.” “You are deteriorating faster than I can heal you. Just dodge.” “I suck at it!” “You’re going to suck at surviving in a few seconds.” “I can kill it first!” “Why can you not use…
Coping Mechanisms
I’ve done all I can Meditation Breathing Exercise Nutrition I’ve tried, I swear Clean living Cutting back Stepping out Thinking hard I’ve got nothing No clue No ideas No hope No excuses Because it’s still beating And It won’t stop For you.
Blind Love
I love people. I hate intolerance and injustice. I love white people. I hate racism, particularly from long established standpoints of cultural privilege where it is the most harmful. I love men. I hate toxic masculinity and patriarchy norms. I love peacekeepers. I hate systemic abuses of power from positions of authority. I love civil…
Healthy vs Unhealthy Distractions
Alright – I think I hate Twitter. Well – let me clarify: I think I hate Twitter for any discussion which requires serious thought or consideration. The issue with discussing serious topics in a format of only 280 characters lies not only in the lack of obvious ability to say much in 280 characters, particularly…
The Stuff Legends Aren’t Made Of
The daft elf stood, stark and pompous, like a tree barely bending to the wind. The wood of his bow curved tightly around slender hands that could barely grip a sword let alone a proper weapon. I imagined smashing the bow but not the hands – I’m not that much of a monster. “We should…
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